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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

Film · 2008

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

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The people who made it

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Behind the camera

  1. Kelly Bowenwriter
  2. April Blairwriter
  3. Steve Minerdirector
  4. Nathan Easterlingeditor
  5. Dennis Smithcomposer
  6. Patrick Cadycinematographer
  7. Nancy Nayorcasting director
  8. Joe Simpsonproducer
  9. Ashley Waldronmusic supervisor
  10. Bill Gerberproducer
  11. George Furlaproducer
  12. Danny Dimbortproducer
  13. Randall Emmettproducer
  14. Trevor Shortproducer
  15. Boaz Davidsonproducer
  16. Avi Lernerproducer

On screen

  1. Jessica Simpsonlead actor
  2. Aimee Garcialead actor
  3. Steve Guttenberglead actor
  4. Vivica A. Foxlead actor
  5. Jill Marie Jonessupporting actor
  6. Ryan Sypeksupporting actor
  7. Olesya Rulinsupporting actor
  8. Keiko Agenasupporting actor
  9. Bryce Johnsonsupporting actor
  10. Cheri Oterisupporting actor
  11. Gary Grubbssupporting actor
  12. Jennifer Finleyguest actor
  13. Floriana Tullioguest actor
  14. Katherine Owensguest actor
  15. Desiree Pageguest actor
  16. James Harlon Palmerguest actor
  17. Katie Chonacasguest actor
  18. Andy Milonakisguest actor
  19. Kurt Fullerguest actor
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From the people who made Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

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  7. House1985 · FilmStrong· 1 shared
  8. Lake Placid1999 · FilmStrong· 1 shared
  9. Soul Man1986 · FilmStrong· 1 shared
  10. Friday the 13th Part 21981 · FilmStrong· 1 shared
  11. Monte Carlo2011 · FilmStrong· 1 shared
  12. Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken1991 · FilmStrong· 1 shared
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Through the cast

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  1. The Dukes of HazzardJessica SimpsonBill Gerber2005 · FilmStrong· 2 shared
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  16. 2 Lava 2 Lantula!Steve Guttenberg2016 · FilmNotable· 1 shared
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