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The Onion Movie

Film · 2008

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

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01

The people who made it

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Behind the camera

  1. Mike Maguiredirector
  2. Tom Kuntzdirector
  3. Todd Hansonwriter
  4. Robert D. Siegelwriter
  5. Frederick Wardelleditor
  6. Thad Spencercomposer
  7. Asche & Spencercomposer
  8. Maryse Alberticinematographer
  9. Jason Weissproducer
  10. Kevin Halloranproducer
  11. David Zuckerproducer
  12. Gil Netterproducer
  13. David Minerproducer
  14. Michael Rotenbergproducer
  15. Jon Gary Steeleproduction designer

On screen

  1. Larissa Laskinlead actor
  2. Ken Takemotolead actor
  3. Len Carioulead actor
  4. Steven Seagallead actor
  5. Ahmed Ahmedsupporting actor
  6. Meredith Baxtersupporting actor
  7. Michael Boltonsupporting actor
  8. Jed Reessupporting actor
  9. Brendan Fletchersupporting actor
  10. Daniel Dae Kimsupporting actor
  11. Don McManussupporting actor
  12. Angel Cassidyguest actor
  13. Gaugeguest actor
  14. Ahmed B. Badranguest actor
  15. Karen Millerguest actor
  16. Savannah Haskeguest actor
  17. Chris Villaguest actor
  18. Sarah McElligottguest actor
  19. Kwame Boatengguest actor
  20. Brian Powellguest actor
  21. Kevin Federlineguest actor
  22. Michael Delaneyguest actor
  23. Steven Kozlowskiguest actor
  24. Erik Stolhanskeguest actor
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From the people who made The Onion Movie

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  6. How to Eat Fried Worms2006 · FilmStrong· 1 shared
  7. Candyman: Day of the Dead1999 · FilmStrong· 1 shared
  8. Jerry & Marge Go Large2022 · FilmStrong· 3 shared
  9. The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear1991 · FilmStrong· 2 shared
  10. Major League II1994 · FilmStrong· 1 shared
  11. Machine Gun Preacher2011 · FilmStrong· 2 shared
  12. Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult1994 · FilmStrong· 2 shared
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  16. BASEketball1998 · FilmStrong· 2 shared
  17. Water for Elephants2011 · FilmStrong· 2 shared
  18. The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!1988 · FilmStrong· 1 shared
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04

Through the cast

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  1. Born to Raise HellSteven Seagal2010 · FilmStrong· 1 shared
  2. Kill SwitchSteven Seagal2008 · FilmStrong· 1 shared
  3. Attack ForceSteven Seagal2006 · FilmStrong· 1 shared
  4. Above the LawSteven Seagal1988 · FilmStrong· 1 shared
  5. The KeeperSteven Seagal2009 · FilmStrong· 1 shared
  6. Flight of FurySteven Seagal2007 · FilmStrong· 1 shared
  7. Shadow ManSteven Seagal2006 · FilmStrong· 1 shared
  8. On Deadly GroundSteven Seagal1994 · FilmStrong· 1 shared
  9. Into the SunSteven Seagal2005 · FilmNotable· 1 shared
  10. Mercenary for JusticeSteven Seagal2006 · FilmNotable· 1 shared
  11. Driven to KillSteven Seagal2009 · FilmNotable· 1 shared
  12. A Dangerous ManSteven Seagal2009 · FilmNotable· 1 shared
  13. SubmergedSteven Seagal2005 · FilmNotable· 1 shared
  14. Executive DecisionSteven SeagalLen Cariou1996 · FilmNotable· 3 shared
  15. Out of ReachSteven Seagal2004 · FilmNotable· 1 shared
  16. Maximum ConvictionSteven Seagal2012 · FilmNotable· 1 shared
  17. The Glimmer ManSteven Seagal1996 · FilmNotable· 1 shared
  18. Marked for DeathSteven Seagal1990 · FilmNotable· 2 shared
  19. Half Past DeadSteven Seagal2002 · FilmNotable· 1 shared
  20. Urban JusticeSteven Seagal2007 · FilmNotable· 1 shared
  21. AbsolutionSteven Seagal2015 · FilmNotable· 1 shared
  22. Black DawnSteven Seagal2006 · FilmNotable· 1 shared
  23. Force of ExecutionSteven Seagal2014 · FilmNotable· 1 shared
  24. Against the DarkSteven Seagal2009 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  25. Sniper: Special OpsSteven Seagal2016 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  26. Out for JusticeSteven Seagal1991 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  27. Pistol WhippedSteven Seagal2008 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  28. Fire Down BelowSteven Seagal1997 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  29. Belly of the BeastSteven Seagal2003 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  30. Code of HonorSteven Seagal2016 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  31. Under SiegeSteven Seagal1992 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  32. Rampage: Capital PunishmentBrendan Fletcher2014 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  33. A Good ManSteven Seagal2014 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  34. Lady in WhiteLen Cariou1988 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  35. The PatriotSteven Seagal1998 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  36. Under Siege 2: Dark TerritorySteven Seagal1995 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  37. Out for a KillSteven Seagal2003 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  38. China SalesmanSteven Seagal2017 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  39. Never Talk to StrangersLen Cariou1995 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  40. The ForeignerSteven Seagal2003 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  41. Hard to KillSteven Seagal1990 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  42. Rampage: President DownBrendan Fletcher2016 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  43. Exit WoundsSteven Seagal2001 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  44. Good AdviceMichael Bolton2001 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  45. Today You DieSteven Seagal2005 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  46. Blue BloodsLen Cariou2010 · TV seriesFaint· 1 shared
  47. TickerSteven Seagal2001 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  48. Beyond the LawSteven Seagal2019 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  49. Secret WindowLen Cariou2004 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  50. The Scarlet LetterLarissa Laskin1995 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  51. Class of '61Len Cariou1993 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
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