On screen · 14

1. PO
   Park OverallThe Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carsonas SelfThe Criticas Alice Tompkins (voice)
2. RR
   Rex ReedThe Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carsonas SelfThe Criticas Rex Reed (voice)
3. JL
   Jon LovitzThe Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carsonas SelfThe Criticas Jay Sherman (voice)
4. JB
   Jimmy BreslinThe Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carsonas SelfThe Criticas Jimmy Breslin (voice)
5. RM
   Rod McKuenThe Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carsonas SelfThe Criticas Rod McKuen (voice)
6. BV
   Brenda VaccaroThe Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carsonas SelfThe Criticas Ardeth (voice)
7. GS
   Gene SiskelThe Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carsonas SelfThe Criticas Gene Siskel (voice)
8. BC
   Billy CrystalThe Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carsonas SelfThe Criticas Gary Grossman (voice)
9. MB
   Milton BerleThe Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carsonas SelfThe Criticas Milton Berle (voice)
10. RE
    Roger EbertThe Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carsonas SelfThe Criticas Roger Ebert (voice)
11. KA
    Kareem Abdul-JabbarThe Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carsonas SelfThe Criticas Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (voice)
12. RS
    Rod SteigerThe Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carsonas SelfThe Criticas Rod Steiger (voice)
13. BC
    Bob CostasThe Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carsonas SelfThe Criticas Bob Costas (voice)
14. PH
    Phil HartmanThe Tonight Show Starring Johnny CarsoncastThe Criticas Adolph Hitmaker / Bernie Wasserman / Professor Blowhard (voice)