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Mean Machine

Film · 2001

Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.

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The people who made it

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Behind the camera

  1. Albert S. Ruddywriter · executive producer
  2. Andrew Daywriter
  3. Barry Skolnickdirector
  4. Charlie Fletcherwriter
  5. Chris Bakerwriter
  6. Tracy Keenan Wynnwriter
  7. Cynthia Pett-Danteexecutive producer
  8. Dayn Williamseditor
  9. Eddie Hamiltoneditor
  10. Guy Ritchieexecutive producer
  11. Alex Barbercinematographer
  12. John Murphycomposer
  13. Georgia Mastersproducer
  14. Adam Bohlingproducer
  15. Matthew Vaughnproducer
  16. Russell De Rozarioproduction designer

On screen

  1. David Kellylead actor
  2. David Hemmingslead actor
  3. Ralph Brownlead actor
  4. Vinnie Joneslead actor
  5. Vas Blackwoodsupporting actor
  6. John Forgehamsupporting actor
  7. Robbie Geesupporting actor
  8. Danny Dyersupporting actor
  9. Sally Phillipssupporting actor
  10. Geoff Bellsupporting actor
  11. Jason Flemyngsupporting actor
  12. David Cropmanguest actor
  13. Paul Mariguest actor
  14. David Reidguest actor
  15. Nicholas Mossguest actor
  16. Tim Perringuest actor
  17. Elwin 'Chopper' Davidguest actor
  18. Rocky Marshallguest actor
  19. Martin Wimbushguest actor
  20. Andrew Graingerguest actor
  21. Adam Fogertyguest actor
  22. Stephen Waltersguest actor
  23. Jamie Sivesguest actor
  24. Omid Djaliliguest actor
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From the people who made Mean Machine

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  1. Swept Away2002 · FilmExceptional· 5 shared
  2. The Longest Yard1974 · FilmStrong· 2 shared
  3. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels1998 · FilmExceptional· 8 shared
  4. The Longest Yard2005 · FilmStrong· 2 shared
  5. Walker, Texas Ranger1993 · TV seriesStrong· 1 shared
  6. Cashback2004 · FilmStrong· 2 shared
  7. Fair Game1995 · FilmStrong· 1 shared
  8. Snatch2000 · FilmStrong· 9 shared
  9. Kingsman: The Golden Circle2017 · FilmStrong· 3 shared
  10. Hogan's Heroes1965 · TV seriesStrong· 1 shared
  11. Kick-Ass2010 · FilmStrong· 6 shared
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Through the cast

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  1. Airwolf: The MovieDavid Hemmings1984 · FilmNotable· 1 shared
  2. Turkey ShootDavid Hemmings1982 · FilmNotable· 1 shared
  3. Deep RedDavid Hemmings1975 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  4. Charlie and the Chocolate FactoryDavid Kelly2005 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  5. The BusinessDanny DyerGeoff Bell2005 · FilmFaint· 2 shared
  6. Waking NedDavid Kelly1998 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  7. The Kovak BoxDavid Kelly2006 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  8. JuggernautDavid Hemmings1974 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  9. Murder by DecreeDavid Hemmings1979 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  10. BusterRalph Brown1988 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  11. The Big UglyVinnie Jones2020 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  12. StraightheadsDanny DyerRalph Brown2007 · FilmFaint· 2 shared
  13. Blow-UpDavid Hemmings1966 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  14. Withnail & IRalph Brown1987 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  15. Eat LocalsJason FlemyngRussell De Rozario2017 · FilmFaint· 2 shared
  16. Company of HeroesVinnie Jones2013 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
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  61. Year OneVinnie Jones2009 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  62. The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones: Trenches of HellJason Flemyng1999 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
  63. Prime SuspectJohn ForgehamRobbie Gee1991 · TV seriesFaint· 3 shared
  64. Stealing BeautyJason Flemyng1996 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
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  70. Kill the IrishmanVinnie Jones2011 · FilmFaint· 1 shared
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